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The Knuckles Rule

The unit of measurement to make your dick seem longer than it is. (use smaller knuckles for better results)
Silas: what's your dick length according to The Knuckles Rule?
Mark: I got a six knuckle dick
Silas: damn bro mine is eight
Mark: are you using your girlfriends knuckles or yours?
by Robotlover1234 December 4, 2022
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Knuckle

A halve-erection. The state of which a penis is both erect and soft simultaneously.
She really turned me on, but left me hanging! I had a real knuckle!
by Kujawa September 19, 2018
mugGet the Knucklemug.
Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.
Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man
by Goat2530 December 30, 2018
mugGet the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdownmug.

Knuckle balling

I’m ugly and fat. Knuckle balling is my best option.
by El Wappo. May 21, 2020
mugGet the Knuckle ballingmug.

Knuckle Fucker

When Ethan won’t shut his mouth
“Hey Ethan, Stop being taking and being such a knuckle fucker
by KoolllllZzzz July 1, 2025
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