bend a bar

B with u in a min I'm just bendin a bar.
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Whammy Bar

When you tap the clit as fast as you can.
Damn he whammy barred me sooo good last night.
by AssassinMonkey February 20, 2016
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Vagina bar

while your Bae is licking your vagina then you make him Cum and you eat it , then he sucks your nipples
I gave Logan a Vagina Bar last night after he gave me a Dick sandwich.
by SexyWeirdo September 23, 2016
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Muff Bang Bar

Another name for the Mustang Bar, Perth, Western Australia. Lot's of booze hags frequent this place that are well and truly up for it. A favorite among single males. No need for chat up lines these bitches are hangin for a root. They may be ugly and fat at times, but as they say, "the bigger the cushion, the harder the pushin".
Fellas, lets go down the Muff Bang bar and pick up some ho's.
by rwwwrwrw April 04, 2005
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oh shit bars

The handlebars inside the car you grab when scary shit goes on.

AKA - What you grab when you drive with Brandie.
Brandie's gonna try to drift in her bug, grab your oh shit bars.
by Alley L August 22, 2008
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Alaskan Klondike Bar

An Alaskan Klondike Bar is when you save up your Cum in a container over time, then freeze it to the shape of a klondike bar. Then when you take a Shit you roll it out with a pizza roller, then put it on the outside of the Cum to make it look like a klondike bar. Then you can choose to eat it or give it to someone.
Ryan was eager to try one of Travis's Alaskan Klondike Bars
by Virgin Stonecypher November 23, 2011
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Myoplex Health Bars

Can you say, "poo?"

Probably not if you just ate this, you will be too busy vomiting your insides out.
Myoplex CarbSense: Lemon Cheesecake
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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