Ham Ass

Official name of the organization commonly known as Hamas

Take shelter – my oven just got blown up by Ham Ass!

by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024

Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.

1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.

by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024

Ham Bap

A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.

My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.

Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.

by R0bboCop September 21, 2022

Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble

Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!

by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007

HAM-radio silence

H(ard) A(s a) M(otherfucker)-radio silence. When you don't reply to someone because you're genuinely super busy with the real world.

Sorry for the HAM-radio silence. I wasn't ignoring you - I just got roped into a big cleaning sesh at work. Wanna make out?

by Slippery Dipp February 5, 2025

ham-bagger

One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.

“Did Dustin do the dishes?”

“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”

by Slie August 1, 2024

ham cu

Acting on impulse because all they want to do is have fun or trying to get laid. Usually acts without thinking about consequences or responsibilities of those actions or results of actions.

She ham Cu and goes out all night long

by KingWear December 13, 2019