Zombie

Someone who uses a lot of drugs (drug makes you mindless like a zombie

Nigga you a zombie

by Rf Laglame April 24, 2019

WOD Zombie

The deviant meme-maker of the CrossFit community. Described as a "CrossFitting 1990s Christian Slater", the WOD Zombie is on an endless mission to cross all boundaries and give people a chance to laugh at the things the CrossFit world is afraid to talk about.

Synonyms: Llamas, Weightlifting Bears, Gym Frogs.

Antonyms: Spinster Cat Man

I follow WOD Zombie.

by WODZOMBIE November 23, 2021

Zombie Scare

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.

I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.

by funnie03 March 17, 2012

Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.

I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.

by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

Zombies

Severely stupid undead cannibals

Alex: Wow, those zombies just walked into a pole.

by Sarcasm_Man35 May 25, 2019

Digital Zombie

A person who walks around completely oblivious to their surroundings due to being totally absorbed in their digital devices.

I saw a herd of digital zombies waiting for the school bus today. Each was wearing headphones while staring at their phones. None of them seemed to be aware of the others around them.

by John in Virginia April 27, 2025

Zombie kid

I like turtles

Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?

Zombie kid: I like turtles!

Lady: Alright you're great.

by bonerman69 October 25, 2018