windowpain 

whilst having sex with ones girlfriend, wife, or boyfriend i suppose, the screen in a window is removed, and the receiver is hung out the window. the giver then repeatedly slams the window frame down on the penis, resulting in pain and satisfaction at the same time.

Dude 1: hey man, i totally windowpained with megan last night!
Dude 2: wicked! how was it?
Dude 1: o it hurt so good!

windowpain by oldskoolkid February 21, 2009

Windows98love 

The best Tiktoker (in my opinion) Can be defined as a cool dude that loves old tech.

John:Did you hear about Windows98love.
Jake:Yeah, his vids are pretty cool.

Windows98love by xXSalo7aXx March 14, 2021

window-warm 

A deceptive weather phenomenon, where indoors and behind sealed windows it feels quite warm, but outside it feels windy and quite cold.

Man1:"Why are you wearing a t-shirt? It's cold out here."

Man2:"It's window-warm, it was sweating in the car."

window-warm by chicago_citizen May 25, 2011

Window Torrenting 

The act of looking at future torrents to download just because you can.

Dude1: Hey man, what are you looking for?
Dude2: Nothing much, just Window Torrenting.

Window Torrenting by Kyle of Noobonic September 7, 2011

window's kiss 

When you're taking a shit and the tip of your dick touches the inside of the porcelain rim.

So very skeeved out right now. I was dropping bombs and just felt the window's kiss.

window's kiss by Pluggy Poo February 24, 2014

Window Fuck

Someone who takes way too much advantage of small fuck windows (windows of time when someone who normally wouldn't will fuck them). Similar to slut and whore.

"She screwed Brad when he was drunk? What a windowfuck!"

"Cindy, you're a foreign exchange student. I'm not going to have sex with you. Do I look like a window fuck?"

Window Fuck by loonom May 11, 2015

Window potato 

Gay men put a potato on their window sill when they want to suck a dick. This makes it easier for other gays to know which house to go to for blowjobs.

"Our neighbor has a window potato, he must be thirsty for the D tonight."

Window potato by Poutinequeen April 8, 2016