What's new?

It's a sarcastic smart ass comment. Normally said just to be a dick. A lot of the time it can be funny too.

Friend: Yo, we can't chill tonight because my mom is being a cunt.
You: What's new?

Girlfriend: Sorry honey, umm, I forgot the lube.
You : What's new?

Dad: Son, I have to take a Gynormous dump.
You: What's new?

by joybuz July 11, 2009

Scarborough What?

Something one says when a bitch ass nigga starts frontin like he/she's is ghetto (aka from Scarborough).

Scarborough What? You don't know shit about the crack game bitch!

by Scobbler November 9, 2006

What the deuce?

Something that Stewie from family guy says.

"Brian?! What the deuce?!"~Stewie

by CielPhantomhiveIGuess March 2, 2016

What is this Life?!?!

An expression showing a dislike of a situation/object/thing

"Its raining and im out here in only a Tshirt and trousers:- What is this life?!?!"

by Ian Stannett January 4, 2006

what the crap

what big game james says

what the crap? since when was lithuania a state?

by james October 25, 2004

What's the crack?

A phrase generally used in Northern Ireland meaning "any news", or something to that effect. It's answered with "nothing much" even if you do have news.

"What's the crack?"
"Nothing much. Oh, I won the lottery!".
"Class!"

by where'swally May 18, 2010

Whats up?

What is happEnig friend

what is going on friend?

by Kevin December 4, 2003