It's a sarcastic smart ass comment. Normally said just to be a dick. A lot of the time it can be funny too.
Friend: Yo, we can't chill tonight because my mom is being a cunt.
You: What's new?
Girlfriend: Sorry honey, umm, I forgot the lube.
You : What's new?
Dad: Son, I have to take a Gynormous dump.
You: What's new?
You: What's new?
Girlfriend: Sorry honey, umm, I forgot the lube.
You : What's new?
Dad: Son, I have to take a Gynormous dump.
You: What's new?
by joybuz July 12, 2009
by WALDO. That is all. November 25, 2010
What you say when hearing old news, when something bad but predictable happens to you or when someone brings up something that's long lost its novelty.
Guy 1: "They're out of your favourite coffee."
You: "What else is new?"
Guy 2: "Life sucks."
You: "Yeah, what else is new."
Guy 3: "Pain really hurts."
You: (Just gives him a glance that says "what else is new".) But if he really is stupid enough to make a statement like that, maybe you should have said it in words.
You: "What else is new?"
Guy 2: "Life sucks."
You: "Yeah, what else is new."
Guy 3: "Pain really hurts."
You: (Just gives him a glance that says "what else is new".) But if he really is stupid enough to make a statement like that, maybe you should have said it in words.
by werallsonsofbitches January 6, 2010
A sarcastic phrase referring to an altogether predictable and meh revelation, literally meaning - so do you have something else that's real news?
by UD8946 August 5, 2020
Susan- Hey, did you hear about the roofie rapist on the loose?
Cynthia- No! What the fuck!
Susan- I know isn't that crazy?!
Cynthia- That is some serious what the fuck news.
Cynthia- No! What the fuck!
Susan- I know isn't that crazy?!
Cynthia- That is some serious what the fuck news.
by BEEPOSEY July 25, 2009
by whatsnewontheblock February 1, 2016