Whaling

The art of picking up fat bitching, (the whale) in a large car (like a Lincoln town car or similar ie a boat). Once the whale has been landed you harpoon it till your semen flood into its blow hole. However, unless you are Japanese please practice catch and release.

Me and the boys gassing up the old Lincoln and going whaling tonight.

by TenshiAkurei June 30, 2025

Sperm Whale

A fat/obese cum dumpster

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"

by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

coom whale

Someone that spend a lot of money on porn or to satisfy himself.

Him: he is a coom whale!
Her: Yeah he donated $5000 to me

by maikatura August 28, 2022

Whale and Chips

What you say when the fish in your Fish and Chips is huge

Some guy: I had Whale and Chips last night
International Whaling Commission: You had what?

by MneneT August 31, 2021

Fat fucking whale

You rock the greasy hair babe🤤you’re slighty over weight but dont even worry about it

They dont call you coral for nothing your a fat fucking whale xx

by 123hiv September 3, 2018

Whale's Vagina

When Covid related postponements destroy your Fantasy Football lineup and you can't field a starting roster.

Ferg's team had a Whale's Vagina situation when the Titans and Steelers postponed.. He could only utilize 7 of his 16 fantasy football players.

by Clowns taste funny October 2, 2020