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King of Weebs 

If you've ever felt that you're the coolest individual amongst a given group of weirdos and rejects, then you are the King of Weebs. Long may you reign.

It is important to note that watching anime is not necessarily a requirement - but you probably do, or worse yet, pretend you do.

In practice, your company may not be a particularly cool crew - but you feel you'd definately be their Captain, if they needed one.

Critically, it is vital to note that the state of being The King of Weebs is entirely subjective, and in no way exclusive. In an ideal world; we are ALL the King of Weebs. You dont even have to be particularly Based or Red-pilled, but it helps.
"Hey Chad, look at that Warhammer enthusiast bullying that Magic the Gathering player."

"Well he's clearly the King of Weebs. Dont interfere with the hierarchy."

Resident Weed 

Slang term used for George W. Bush, referring to the fact that he was appointed P(Resident) and isn't quite as smart as a bush (Weed).
Harvard (could be competition between Harvard and Yale) professors estimate Weed's IQ at around 77, though many people aren't convinced he can count that high if prompted.

Resident Weed, or President Bush, is probably the stoopidest president the United States has ever had the pleasure of making fun of.
Hemp, the dried leaves and female flowers of the hemp plant, used in cigarette form as a narcotic or hallucinogen.

Generally used throughout the '60s by hippies all around the world.
Weed is good for the senses...
Weed by NTM1994 February 28, 2009
1. a type of drug

2. a city in California(not kidding)
3. alternative name for Cannabis
The city of Weed lies in the state of California
weed by Mister_E January 21, 2010
hairy part of the corn
ass1: that old dude harvesting those corns must be soo high right now
ass2: yeaahhh.
ass1: if only corn weed be legal here in Wisconsin
corn weed by chadick October 16, 2008

weed wedgie 

what you get when you are super paranoid and carry your weed in your underpants for a week.
"ahahahaha lulu has a weed wedgie."
weed wedgie by lauren August 30, 2003