False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.

The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019

Olly the Fresher Shark

a predatory 3rd year student looking for young freshers

Olly the Fresher Shark is a vicious 3rd year watch put Ruby!

by Ivebeenpreyedon May 12, 2025

Shark

A shark is another word for a fast car.

Tyrell: Yo look at that car that shit fast asl
James: Dat shit a shark on my deadmanz

by StrawberryFlavoredLasagna December 26, 2021

Sharked

To make someone bleed during sex

He sharked me last night

by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020

bothma shark

A queer like mammal that lives in the south of shit land. He only eats huge cocks and occasionally sticks them up her vagina

Eyyyyy bothma shark

by Bothma shark May 16, 2016

Shark Bait

When you go swimming in the ocean on your period

I was shark bait at Bondi Beach yesterday, luckily there were no sharks.

by Jawjar420 November 7, 2019

seeing sharks

When someone is overthinking a situation, and therefore think that they are diving so deep they can see sharks, but really, they're just imagining them ("seeing" them in their head).

See Deeping it.

1 - I don't think she's into me.. Don't you think she's being a bit too friendly with Sue in that dark corner of this nondescript party??

2 - Mate, you're seeing sharks, I swear. Becky is as straight as Melissa's hair. You need to relax.

by ittybittysmalls April 4, 2019