Hangzhou Soft Landing

To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.

Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing

by PatrickTBateman October 27, 2021

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Toyota Land Cruiser

The DEFINITION of 4x4, and the automotive equivalent of a chameleon. In the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and much of Africa - show up in one of these, and everyone will know you're rich, potentially royalty and potentially bought it using blood money. In Europe? Nonexistent, unless you count the Prado. In the US? Either stealth wealth WASPs or overlanding bros who treat it like an expensive 4Runner. In Japan? A more niche product, and the canvas for some Midnight Club-level builds. In Australia? The undisputed King of the Outback, mate. Available as either a "station wagon" currently in the 300-series, or a no-nonsense 4x4/pickup in the form of the 70-series. One of Japan's most iconic vehicular exports and quite possibly one of the most reliable vehicles on planet earth. This thing will take you anywhere and will not leave you stranded. Many SUVs come close - the Nissan Patrol, Land Rover Range Rover, and Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen are all fantastic SUVs, but the Land Cruiser is in a league of its own. There's a reason why everyone from the UN to ISIS uses these bad boys. You can get one in complete barebones GX spec or fully loaded Sahara spec - making it the Japanese equivalent to an F-series or RAM truck (although much more reliable.) A strong contender for the most badass vehicle on earth.

The Toyota Land Cruiser is every Arab or Australian teen's dream first car.

by henry1272838442 February 22, 2025

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Land mines

The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.

Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.

by Bostsox11 August 17, 2016

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Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.

Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.

by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022

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Jeff the land shark

This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.

And fuck this stupid ass shark

Jeff the land shark is a menace.

by W1zard_916 January 17, 2025

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