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Ninja Lightbulb

The act of using a long flourecent Light bulb as a Katana, and karate style hitting your friend making the bulb explode
I can't wait for another bulb to burn out so we can play some Ninja Lightbulb.
by Geoff Robbins May 28, 2007
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ninja hour

The beginning of ninja hour is signified by actions one attemps and succeeds where they would usually fail.
Brett just caught the pop bottle I threw at him behind his back! It must be ninja hour again
by PseudoVoid October 14, 2008
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crack ninja

1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.

2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.
"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."
by KaitlynNTom January 30, 2014
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Penis Ninja

A person sent in deliberately to have sex with someone's girlfriend with the intention of her significant other catching them in the act so he breaks up with her.
Jeff: "Dude, Seth's old lady is such a bitch!"
Steve: "Send in the penis ninjas..."
by TK37246 February 12, 2014
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ninja bang

To have silent sexual intercourse on the floor with minimal clothes removal, as to avoid discovery of fornication. Usually done by people who still live with their folks or prudish friends.
Juan: yo, we gonna have to ninja bang today, mamacita, cuz my folks are in the next room
by gothaliciouswithcheeze February 13, 2014
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Fiesta Ninja

The act of sneaking food so that no one notices you.
Jason: At Michaels party I was a fiesta ninja because i was on a diet and i wanted no one to notice me take all those burritos.

Example 2: At night when my parents are sleeping i have to be a fiesta ninja or they catch me taking the twinkies!
by dorkwithpork March 14, 2014
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ninja toolbox

when u go down on your lady, have a selection of items and see if you can slide them in without her realising
by the nugget April 12, 2014
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