Jew Liberal

A person that doesn't pay for anything in a group. Blames the system for all their self created problems. Takes advantage of others generosity.

Telling someone you bought their drinks when someone else really paid for it makes you a Jew Liberal

by Bambam6464 December 24, 2016

Jew goal

When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal

"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"

by Blackty December 4, 2020

Jeremy Jew

An average Jewish person. Usually is offended by the slightest things.

Me: Hitler did nothing wrong
Jeremy Jew: TRIGGERED
Me: lol chill

by whatsupdonaldduck July 14, 2016

Brush Jew

A very wealthy individual who looks at life and money as a deep water jew would. But has the outer appearance of a brush oakie.

This guy has more money than God, but always uses everyone else's shit and complains about the quality of the equipment he's using. Such a Brush Jew.

by Slough swimmer January 8, 2021

jew pin

The last pin standing after you bowl your first ball.

She threw her ball and hit 9 pins,"Darn jew pin!"

by Kikyome December 8, 2010

Jew Burger

When a burger gets burnt to the point of ash.

Person 1: hey bro that burger looks kinda burnt

Person 2: yeah it’s a Jew Burger.

by Cheesewheel445 October 13, 2019

Jew Canoe

A plane full of Jews usually flying from South Florida to Long Island, NY. Passengers tend to be extremely confrontational until the flight crew sets their shit straight.

If your a flight attendant, its a long-ass flight!

So I worked the Jew Canoe today and almost had shove my size 12's up some jerks cornhole because they wanted 14 cans of soda, they whole box of cheese crackers, and anything else on the plane that is free.

by Your friendly flight crew January 19, 2010