A Dirty Mari is the result of combining period blood, the tears of toxic men, their wallets, and frozen cum cubes in a blender and cranking it to High Speed before pouring it into your desired mug of choice.
Hello Fredrick, may I ask what you are drinking?
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Why it’s a Dirty Mari, very good stuff my old friend! Drinking this no longer makes me feel the need to harass the women I’ve met, it’s unexplainable! Try it!
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Sure, Fred.
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Why it’s a Dirty Mari, very good stuff my old friend! Drinking this no longer makes me feel the need to harass the women I’ve met, it’s unexplainable! Try it!
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Sure, Fred.
by RavenKira May 7, 2020
Get the Dirty Marimug. When you have threadworms in your poop after pooping on live TV, so you individually pick each threadworm out of a freshly laid shit and thread them up into the woman's bumhole. You must then proceed to take the rest of the DUNG, spread the vaginal flaps and gently insert into the mynge hole. The flaps are then sealed shut with blue tack and a Christmas ribbon, before being RIPPED open on the night of a full moon (after dung marination has occurred) and a non-erect penis is SQUANCHED into the mynge and a bit of wee comes out. Salt and pepper must be added to the mix for 5 minutes to make it really delinchis, before the dung recipe is removed, compiled into a lasagne format with fresh egg lasagne sheets from Sainsburys and forcibly fed to the woman. This must be on live TV oh shuh
by The Womayn April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Hughmug. When a drunk woman is desperately horny and decides to hook up with the funny fat guy at the party, but then he rocks her world and now she's rethinking her entire life.
"Girl did you really hook up with him?"
"I dunno I was drunk and horny... thought I'd try a dirty Heath... might hang out again, so what?"
"I dunno I was drunk and horny... thought I'd try a dirty Heath... might hang out again, so what?"
by Unforgivable69 April 3, 2020
Get the Dirty Heathmug. When a man gives a woman a Dirty Sanchez, and the woman transfers the Sanchez back to the original giver. That way its "yerz" back on yourself.
Andrew: "Dude I gave this girl a dirty sanchez and it turned into a dirty yerz"
Dan: "Gross! Sucks to have your own shit on your upper lip dawg."
Dan: "Gross! Sucks to have your own shit on your upper lip dawg."
by TH Binn May 9, 2009
Get the Dirty Yerzmug. When she sticks ice cubes in her pussy before you fuck to make it soft and cold, reminiscent of the ice queen herself.
Me: Brooo, I just went in raw with a Dirty Elsa last night
Friend: That sounds cold, why the fuck did you do that?!
Me: The cold never bothered me anyway.
Friend: That sounds cold, why the fuck did you do that?!
Me: The cold never bothered me anyway.
by John mccleddy June 8, 2020
Get the Dirty Elsamug. when a dude pulls out and cums in a fella dude ear-canal and afterwards sucks it out at spits in in the face of a animal of his choice.
by Antondenfede May 10, 2021
Get the dirty tobymug. to whip it out in class and lay it on the desk, usually when sitting next to a female. origin is from a former LSU running back with the same name.
by Thro March 4, 2007
Get the dirty cecilmug.