TEXTAS
A STATE OF BEING IN WHICH ONE GETS LOST IN TEXT MESSAGING, WITH NO REGARDS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THEM
TEXTAS by MYDAKUS APINYA December 21, 2010
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Slur texting
A text you receive from someone who is clearly under the influence of some serious alcohol, and you have to decode the texts as they come through.
Ex of slur texting: hey what are you up to?
Slur texter: nothing mush jUst hsngkng out wuth my frienDs. Went out for a dribk.j
Slur texter: nothing mush jUst hsngkng out wuth my frienDs. Went out for a dribk.j
Slur texting by Frizzbitch1234 September 3, 2014
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Drunk Texting
When you’re absolutely cocked out of your mind and you text people things you’d never ever text them while sober.
Your friend: “You were so drunk last night”
You: “No I wasn’t what are you talkin about?”
Your friend: “Dude you were drunk texting your dad asking if he was a virgin.”
You: “Ahhhh fuck me not again.”’
Your friend: “What?”
You: “Nevermind.”
You: “No I wasn’t what are you talkin about?”
Your friend: “Dude you were drunk texting your dad asking if he was a virgin.”
You: “Ahhhh fuck me not again.”’
Your friend: “What?”
You: “Nevermind.”
Drunk Texting by brenfo_27 November 27, 2019
texturbed
*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"
*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"
*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"
Shatner texting
When someone sends several 1-3 word texts to complete a sentence, thought, phrase, or anything that would take a normal person one text to send. This behavior can cause the reciever of Shatner texts to have their phones freeze because of the abundance or texts coming at once. It can also cause aggravation and annoyance because the reciever cannot read the first text because the rest of the texts are strolling in. Not to be confused with spamming. Named after William Shatner's speech patterns.
(Bob texting Mary)
Bob:What are
Bob:you
Bob:doing later
Bob: this evening?
Bob:I was
Bob:thinking
Bob:maybe you
Bob: and
Mary: Stop Shatner texting me!
Bob: I
Bob:could see
Bob: a movie
Bob: at the
Bob: cinema
Mary:*throws phone*
Bob:What are
Bob:you
Bob:doing later
Bob: this evening?
Bob:I was
Bob:thinking
Bob:maybe you
Bob: and
Mary: Stop Shatner texting me!
Bob: I
Bob:could see
Bob: a movie
Bob: at the
Bob: cinema
Mary:*throws phone*
Shatner texting by enzymes August 12, 2012
status texting
When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.
Lauren (via text): I'm taking pictures at my sister's wedding!!!
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.
status texting by wecomefromstars June 6, 2010
Premature Textaculation
The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
Premature Textaculation by mave73 October 9, 2008