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Strawberry Sundae Surprise

noun. The act of biting off your fingernails and taking them and shoving them deep inside your penis, then masturbating ravenously. The jagged edges of the bitten-off nails will inevitably cut up and slice your urethral tract. When your are about to reach climax, you call your significant other over and then cum into their mouth. The mixture of blood and semen will resemble a Strawberry Sundae, while of course the fingernails will represent the shredded nuts on a Sundae.
" Lindsey loves it when Tyler gives her a Strawberry Sundae Surprise. She says " It tastes like the real thing!".
by Reginald R. Winklebottom January 2, 2012
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taco surprise

During drunken doggystyle sex, the guy pulls out and pukes on the girl's back. He then proceeds to blow a load on top of the puke makeing a delicous concoction. To finish it off he dips a tortilla chip in the mixture then feeds it to the dirty ho.
"I just gave that nasty slut a taco surprise."
by bmass33 November 10, 2008
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Shanghai Surprise

To find Al Gore in your toilet.
I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.
by Friday13 July 18, 2010
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Kinder Surprise

A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude
haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!
by Roflcopter filipino February 22, 2009
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Dutch Surprise

Leaving a poop in someone's bead, with them still in it, before they wake up.
I left her a Dutch Surprise. No number, just poop.
by paul-e-dangerously August 3, 2007
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Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral copulation and ejaculating with such force the semen shoots out the givers' mouth and nose
"Dude, Mara was giving me head and she got a fucking surprise package. She was so pissed at me dude!"
by Nerd Junior April 13, 2006
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surprise gay moments

When you begin to come midst a special movie, the camera swaps to the single scene of the sweaty guy's mush, wearing an expression of jizztasticness that only makes the moment more disappointing as he grunts. You've shared a surprise gay moment.
This adult movie may contain surprise gay moments
by Gay surprise May 7, 2011
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