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Suicidality

That OR faux suiciality is trendy again like it was in the ealy to mid 2000s (2003-2009)
Hym "And what's the metric you are using to measure this suicidality? Is it self-reporting? Of based on attempt?"
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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Russian Suicide

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.
Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.
by headshotcraft February 20, 2023
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Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself
by John Crump March 31, 2025
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Suicide Bait

Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.
Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."
by funkmann April 10, 2025
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Political Suicide

1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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