Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

Cal the Stoner

Cal the Stoner is an Australian stonemason turned sculptor and inventor of the sculptural technique Intricarved. Cal the Stoner sculpts from his open-air sculpture studio in the South Australian desert opal mining town of Andamooka.

Cal the Stoner is an artisan stonemason and inventor of sculptural technique Intricarved.

by Stealing Pallets November 1, 2023

Alex Samuel Somers

A handsome charming charismatic rizzler that you stick your gyatt out to because he is so skibiti and fanum tax you want to be his sigma go to him and give him your ohio

Alex Samuel Somers is a rizzler

by Tigritz February 13, 2024

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

Persian rug stomper

You take a shot before going down on a woman, spitting the alcohol on her pubes. Light her bush on fire and stomp it out

"Yo why is your girl limping so hard?"
"She got a Persian Rug Stomper last night"

by J_Robn September 24, 2025

Gregarion asshole stomper

When the male during sex puts the female or other male into the human pretzel position than flips them face down and fucks from there

Greg: I’m gonna put you through the gregarion asshole stomper

by TikiTyrone11 April 30, 2025

kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.

A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.

by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020