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land shark

Semi-derogatory term used to refer to lawyers and other professionals against whom there is little positive public sentiment
Lock the doors, I heard there's a land shark going around looking for late filers.

I should have represented myself....land sharks and their fees took most of my settlement money.
by PiercedPsycho September 15, 2010
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shark

One who muscles in on you whilst you are trying to pick up. Sometimes involves putting you down to make themselves look good. Usually the person who just got sharked makes a shark fin action by placing there hand on top of there head like a shark fin and walks around the person doing the sharking.
Bro, Ronnie just moved in on my action. What a Shark!!
by fresh^ December 8, 2006
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Sparky

1. A mildly derogative nickname for one who states the obvious.

2. The name of a Pikachu owned by Ritchie in the Pokemon series. It is different than other Pikachus because it has a distinct tuft of fur on its head.
"Nice deduction, Sparky."

"Go, Sparky!"
by ProudGinger March 12, 2009
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sparkly

A color (indicative of glittery, shiny and glitzy).
Melissa: "What's your favorite color?"

Anne Marie: "Gosh, that's a tough question to answer. I really like pink, purple and sparkly."
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Blue shark

The ramblings of a techno-phobic old lady who is unaware of the technology on her mobile phone. Good for about 7 days of laughing and also as a constant reminder that old people are not more intelligent.
Does this phone have blue shark on it?
WTF, do you mean blue tooth!!
by Unknown69 August 21, 2006
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shark

To forcibly remove clothing of unsuspecting women and expose them publicly, then fleeing the scene. Meanwhile, someone else records the whole event discreetly.

This has been popularized by videos from Japan showing this.
"After I sharked her, she kept looking around for me while fixing her clothes back on."
by Daniel Ten October 25, 2006
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