More Shares Than Hairs

-noun

1. A hair challenged person with a high amount of ownership or options to a company.

Examples of "More Shares Than Hairs" candidates:
Steve Ballmer, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, etc...

by herrocroser November 15, 2010

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A Shark

The name for a person who is a relentless predator on a night out. Once they’ve locked into their prey, they will continue pursuit regardless of any amount of rejection or avoidance that they encounter until they devour their victim with their tongue.

Brian:”Did you see Izzie last night?”
Ollie: “Yeah she sharked the fuck out of Tim last night , I caught him hiding in the toilets, but he didn’t have a chance”
Brian: “yeah what a shark”

by Waldothewizard May 23, 2018

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taco shark

a shark stuffed into a giant hard shell taco from taco bell, btw if u don't leik sharks than u are a HORRIBLE person, well, except if u are afraid of dem.

hey dude, did u see dat taco shark by taco bell? itz apparently der new mascot!!!!!

by sharky boi!!!!! February 3, 2021

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Idc..shanks

A man who never misses he’s carrying anime TikTok rn

“Did u see that idc..shanks posted a new vid? He’s carrying the app”

by Don’ttalktome. May 3, 2021

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mud shark

Man who exclusively hunts blantons.

Need a four to hit to get me that Mud
~ Mud Shark

by DoubleBogeyBoy July 27, 2022

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shark attack

Man and woman having sex. The woman sits in a folding chair while the man pumps from in front of her. Right before the man finishes he lifts the front of the fold chair up knocking the woman on her back with the folding chair collapsing on her ass like a shark bite!

Man: She thought we were cool but I was still pissed off, so last night I gave her a shark attack and shot it on her chin!

by Killa1031 June 6, 2009

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