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Softcocking

When someone fails to participate in an activity, (usually one involving drinking) through fear of their personal safety or a fear that they will hurl or make a total dick of themselves
You're not coming on the Prague trip? That is softcocking of the highest order!

Stop softcocking and down that pint!
by Gareth Wilcox April 9, 2008
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softball stamp

When a person is playing anywhere in the infield in softball and misjudges how to play the ball (or if they just suck). The ball then bounces or takes a "bad hop" and hits the player in the face often causing a broken nose or black eye. The threads of the ball also leave a mark or bruising making it look like a softball stamp.
Skip had no business playing softball but he played first base anyway. Spence hit a hard ground ball in Skip's direction and it softball stamped him. Skip realized he was too old to play and never played again.
by skippyt May 22, 2008
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sofality

The act of killing someone or something with a sofa/couch.
1st Person: Holy shit, did you see that guy getting crushed by that couch last week?
2nd Person: Yeah man, that was one sick sofality.
by Fallen_Samurai April 3, 2009
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Soft Core Terrorist

1. An individual who is always up to generally harmless but potentially disturbing or disruptive actions and antics. Example: One who discreetly releases known and or anticipated to be nasty farts in crowded store isles, elevators, cars or waiting rooms.

2. A soft core terrorist can be one who gets his co-workers all sensationalized with bogus, incomplete or sketchy information.

3> One who mindlessly creates undesirable conditions for others. I.e. blocking intersections, leaving a shopping cart in the way of four different people, leaving something nasty in a public laundry machine etc.
Person A: Jerome was all excited and had us all freaked out that something bad was happening.

Person B: He's a f--kin' soft core terrorist.
by Jasper B. Bunhead November 20, 2010
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softwares

programs for your computer
i got some new softwares to have fun with
by softwares_ppl July 8, 2011
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softitute

A software engineer who hires him/herself out on short term engagements, without being employed by the company receiving the services.
After being let go from my employer during the dot-com bust, I became a softitute and would work for any company with a little bit of cash.
by softitute September 28, 2011
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Sofi calla

Sofi - wisdom { Greece }
Calla - beauty { Greece }
Sofi calla - the bomb

A beautiful girl who puts herself down because she thinks others are better then her, she is shy but a loyal friend, who loves hugs
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by Ahhthefeels June 4, 2013
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