SkateTortoise

The sexiest guy known to man

“Oh man, SkateTortoise is the Rizzler”

by The Rizzard of Ozz May 2, 2023

skatepark hero

A skatepark hero is the skater at the park who shows off, drops in on you, and has no skatepark etiquette because they think they are the best.

Watch out, that skatepark hero is about the snake you again.

by SkaterNatKD May 16, 2023

Skating Thru T-Ville

"Skating thru T-Ville" translates a "clean" also known as a nice truck or vehicle driving through the City of Thomasville Nc. A lot of people that skate thru t-ville go to the lookout for people to admire their vehicle.

He is Skating Thru T-Ville.

by lnations July 30, 2023

Skate

A word used by London private school boys who like to pretend they arent from money to describe xanax bars.

Considered embarrassing by the rest of the general population.

"Mate, Ive got some skates and my blem for this weekend"
"Cool, lets go to my parents house in Surrey and take some skates"
"Nah, lets go to Peckham and pretend we arent rich"

by LDNGRL October 30, 2023

skatimal

A very cool and interesting sub genre of Drum and Bass. The best one might say. Made popular by Phase Records DNB.

YOOO THAT TUNE IS SKATIMAL AS HELL BRO

by Dapreme November 27, 2024

Skatteverket

Some evil ass guys trying to take my money

-Did you see that Skatteverket stole your money?

-Yeah, they are some real cunts.

by Stupidfuckinghorse November 29, 2024

skatteboed

Politely engaging in a civilized engagement, then literally defecating on the opposition

I had nothing against Iowa State personally, but they just had to get Skatteboed

by Kamikaze Possum December 7, 2024