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Robert

BIG HUMONGOUS PENIS. SO BIG. HUGE PENIS MAN.
Robert is a HUGE PENIS MAN
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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest man alive.
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!
Omg look at that picture of Robert Pattinson , he looks so hot !
by marurmom November 20, 2021
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Roberto

I really hope I could see you once again just to tell you how much I hate you. You took everything and left me there behind sobbing about all the things you did to me. The scars are still not healed and I will never be the same since the day I met you. I wish I could do such terrible things to you as you did to me.
burn in hell roberto
by sechaninii November 21, 2021
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Robert Downey Jr Jr

Someone decided to donate to NateWantsToBattle and called him Robert Downey Jr Jr as the resemblance was uncanny but in the end, they never stopped calling him that till this day.
Someperson: Ayup! How's Robert Downey Jr Jr doing?
Nwtb trying to unbox Pokémon cards for his tcg channel: Hello name I cannot read (I forgot what he said oh God oh lawd)
Someperson: From this day on I shall dub thee Robert Downey Jr Jr until the date of when we meet.
by Psuod August 14, 2021
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robert downey jr

a sexy dilf who looks 30 and can give anyone a heart attack with his beautiful smile. defo a sass god
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Robert Gilman

I wish I had that Robert Gilman money. I would retire yesterday.
by Shiettttt August 19, 2021
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Robert

A man who doesn't shit
HOW THE FUCK HAS ROBERT HELD IT IN FOR 200 HOURS?
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