National put up your xmas decorations day 

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

National put up your xmas decorations day by .tormentor November 1, 2021

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

Get put make 

Get the fuck over here right now

Get put make i am dying

Get put make by CrInGe. Exe November 16, 2021

well put me in a dress and call me susie 

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

well put me in a dress and call me susie by raybeez February 10, 2022

I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it 

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home

Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it

I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it by isa6elita August 25, 2022

Imma put him to sleep 

You beat the absolute fucking shit out of something.

AYY BRO
What bro?
Imma put him to sleep.
Jordan?
Yeah!

Imma put him to sleep by IGotType69420Diabetes September 12, 2022

i put it in the printer 

i ate it

dude that pizza last night? i put it in the printer.

i put it in the printer by gordontuous November 14, 2022