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Peter Pan Syndrome

When a man over 40 dates women in their 20s… because he isn’t mentally matured enough to Meet the standards of women within his age group. These men often don’t commit until they’re elderly.. or act as sugar daddies to the PYT’s and many eventually start families and/or marry these women that have no genuine interest in being with an older man outside of the security or potential benefits the man can provide due to his advanced age and financial success.

The syndrome aspect is that these men are not matured enough to date women that have a established sense of self & life experience to Have learned from … so they keep dating women so much younger that they are looked up to by them instead of equal to them.
“Man you have Peter Pan syndrome… you mess around like you’re forever 21 and you’re old enough to be somebody’s grandpa!”
by EllisonB August 2, 2022
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Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town

Spreading wisdom and cash around

Fed the starving and housed the poor

Showed the Vatican what gold's for

But he made too many enemies

Of the people who would keep us on our knees

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?

Oh my!

Peter Pumpkinhead pulled them all

Emptied churches and shopping malls

Where he spoke, it would raise the roof

Peter Pumpkinhead told the truth

But he made too many enemies...
Peter Pumpkinhead put to shame

Governments who would slur his name

Plots and sex scandals failed outright

Peter merely said

Any kind of love is alright

But he made too many enemies...

Peter Pumpkinhead was too good

Had him nailed to a chunk of wood

He died grinning on live TV

Hanging there he looked a lot like you

And an awful lot like me!

But he made too many enemies...

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkin

Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead

Oh my oh my oh!

Don't it make you want to cry oh?

Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead
by Death Menace February 8, 2023
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bryce matthew peters

Big dicked man with the biggest dick in the world and is the best in the world at sex and gets all the girls he wants and has a friend named sack and sack has a small dick and gets no girls
That guy last night was Bryce Matthew peters for sure.
by BDB. (Big dicked boy) June 29, 2015
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The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.
Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!
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Good Lookin' Dick, Peter

1. A compliment meant to recognize the overall beauty of one's male genitalia.

2. A metaphorical compliment that can be applied outside the realm of genitalia. Normally used to recognize the achievements of a fellow man or woman or to commend another on general aesthetic beauty.
1. Tom walks in on Bruce while he is changing and glances at his penis:
Tom: "Good lookin' dick, Peter"
Bruce: "Thank you"
Tom: "Beautiful dick"

2. Paul hits a home run in a beer league softball game:
Teammates: "Good lookin' dick, Peter! Beautiful dick!"
by GlennMatthews August 13, 2012
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