Penis Limbo

When a guy has half a rodd and can neither piss nor fuck.

I just banged Bills mom and now am in penis limbo because my dick is not hard enough to fuck the old gal again yet too hard to take a leak.

by catcar1 August 20, 2011

Penis Pistol

An appendage on the male human's body used to destroy some bitch's virginity (if not already destroyed) while in the action of having sex
the action of jizzing into/onto another man
the action of "shooting" your man milk(semen) into another mans penis

i used my penis pistol to completely destroy some new hoe last night.
i was penis pistoled by some old creepy dude in that dark alleyway yesterday.
while docking with him we kept penis pistoling eachother for almost an hour.

by vamwolf October 3, 2011

penis-shoe

a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.

Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.

by poopfinger_anuslazor November 5, 2011

Peniscatarian

The practice of eating no meat except for penis

You know that one guy Spencer? Yeah, he's a peniscatarian.

by Dakodak September 29, 2013

penis pleaser

A person who knows exactly how to please a penis the correct way.

"I love the fact that my wife is a penis pleaser. She knows exactly what to do."

by greyman2020 October 17, 2013

penis engineering

The field of engineering that focuses on the development of larger and curvier schlongs.

Joel: What field are you looking to go into Lexi?

Lexi: I was looking into penis engineering but it's quite the load and I don't think I can handle it

by buttholelover69 February 11, 2014

penis pit

A vagina.

Pound my penis pit.

by Counselman Davies November 25, 2013