Pot Kisser

A belligerently intoxicated person vomiting in a toilet.
A person who forces themselves to vomit.
Vomiting or vomiting in a toilet.

Some bitch just disrespected me so I called her a pot kisser!

by La PrimaDonna December 19, 2023

Cream Pot Pie

A term used to describe shooting your nut into a hairy belly button.

Yo dawg, I already knew you liked my cream pot pie, last time you asked for seconds.

by Redmeat May 6, 2023

stock pot

A big ass; Can be used as an adjective to compliment someone on their behind as well

“She got a stock pot”

“What’s up stock pot?”

by Glology May 14, 2023

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by ghostToes July 6, 2023

Golden Pot

The first and most significant Cannabis strain ever to exist. A one of a kind strain genetically designed to shelter and protect the ancient wisdom of the golden era. The knowledge is so sacred and cannot be reproduced or cloned "Golden Pot" is protected by a magical creature of the Caribbean known as the Leprechron Humans refer to it as the "Golden Pot"

Golden Pot" contains trichomes so sappy and thick that the golden glow reveals its location by shining toward the sky under cloud nine when the sun is covered.

by Fourveinte August 5, 2023

Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.

"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"

by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023

Pots and Pans

A fun, ill-intended way to describe dance music, more specifically the repetitious, hypnotic, vocal-less techno and tech house music you hear at the club after 3A.M.

Oh my God Mary, I need a chorus or some thing. This DJ has been serving us the pots and pans for 2 hours now.

by SShepard September 11, 2023