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clap porn

When the skin of your testicles claps against the side of your leg during intercourse or masturbation
I'd rather masturbate with a rapier to the clap porn than spend one more minute with you.
by MelonTopia January 14, 2014
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porn burrito

A porn burrito is a mixture of porn playlist all being played simultaneously in the same room on many different tv screens. A porn burrito doesn't have to watched alone and can ever be shared with friends Family, and even neighbors
Diego-"Hey Parker how was that porn burrito last night"
Parker-"it was amazing you should of came, there was so many generes"
by Parkmacdiego February 18, 2017
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Jewish Porn

Porn videos of someone counting money, someone receiving money, or anything related to money
Jewish porn: 10, 20, 30, 40 50, 60, 70..
Jewish guy: Oh my god, I just came in my pants
by The Man with no face June 9, 2016
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wookie porn

Alot of loud noises followed by wet fur. There is alot of friction between 2 furry body's
Mack and Ryan glued fur to their bodys from their dog named destiny. Then they rubbed their giant harry body's together until their fur was soaking wet from all of their sperm(aka wookie jizz) they then stated that was the best wookie porn that they ever had
by DG2053 April 18, 2016
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jason porn

When a man exits a women's house in the time between ejacutlation and clean up
As I was walking into her house I notice her bedroom window was on the first floor and was a perfect opportunity to Jason Porn her
by TheDarkSideOfThePoon January 24, 2017
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rose porn

Mail catalogs with absolutely gorgeous photos of roses to seduce you into buying the rose bush, which when it blooms, barely resembles the picture.
by Daisy Mayer August 19, 2011
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Cable porn

A thing on cable TV where on a certain channel its them saying " Warning this content contains highly sexual content viewer discretion is advised." And then its just normal porn but on the TV
"Hey man wanna go watch cable porn at my house!" Michael asks "No man do you know who I am!" David replies
by StackOfSacksThatHoldsMoreSacks February 26, 2023
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