The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.
Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.
by BoredRedhead June 17, 2013
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2) Banks that bait and switch their customers.
2) Banks that bait and switch their customers.
My Bank sends me Porn in the mail, they offered me a free checking account but it has fees after 1 year.
I get Bank Porn in the mail every week, offering me no interest credit cards for the first 90 days then 22% interest there after.
I'm hooked on Bank Porn, my checking account cost me money
Instead of a fixed rate loan at 13% my bank recommended an adjustable rate loan, they were pushing Bank Porn.
I get Bank Porn in the mail every week, offering me no interest credit cards for the first 90 days then 22% interest there after.
I'm hooked on Bank Porn, my checking account cost me money
Instead of a fixed rate loan at 13% my bank recommended an adjustable rate loan, they were pushing Bank Porn.
by IndustrySource December 11, 2010
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by Daisy Mayer August 19, 2011
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Diego-"Hey Parker how was that porn burrito last night"
Parker-"it was amazing you should of came, there was so many generes"
Parker-"it was amazing you should of came, there was so many generes"
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"Hey man wanna go watch cable porn at my house!" Michael asks "No man do you know who I am!" David replies
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