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Storage porn

The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.
Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.
by BoredRedhead June 17, 2013
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Bank Porn

1) Bank offers that sound like a good decision in the beginning but turn out to be horrible for you or your business

2) Banks that bait and switch their customers.
My Bank sends me Porn in the mail, they offered me a free checking account but it has fees after 1 year.

I get Bank Porn in the mail every week, offering me no interest credit cards for the first 90 days then 22% interest there after.

I'm hooked on Bank Porn, my checking account cost me money

Instead of a fixed rate loan at 13% my bank recommended an adjustable rate loan, they were pushing Bank Porn.
by IndustrySource December 11, 2010
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rose porn

Mail catalogs with absolutely gorgeous photos of roses to seduce you into buying the rose bush, which when it blooms, barely resembles the picture.
by Daisy Mayer August 19, 2011
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clap porn

When the skin of your testicles claps against the side of your leg during intercourse or masturbation
I'd rather masturbate with a rapier to the clap porn than spend one more minute with you.
by MelonTopia January 14, 2014
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porn burrito

A porn burrito is a mixture of porn playlist all being played simultaneously in the same room on many different tv screens. A porn burrito doesn't have to watched alone and can ever be shared with friends Family, and even neighbors
Diego-"Hey Parker how was that porn burrito last night"
Parker-"it was amazing you should of came, there was so many generes"
by Parkmacdiego February 18, 2017
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Cable porn

A thing on cable TV where on a certain channel its them saying " Warning this content contains highly sexual content viewer discretion is advised." And then its just normal porn but on the TV
"Hey man wanna go watch cable porn at my house!" Michael asks "No man do you know who I am!" David replies
by StackOfSacksThatHoldsMoreSacks February 26, 2023
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Jewish Porn

Porn videos of someone counting money, someone receiving money, or anything related to money
Jewish porn: 10, 20, 30, 40 50, 60, 70..
Jewish guy: Oh my god, I just came in my pants
by The Man with no face June 9, 2016
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