Spider Ninja

The literal physical embodiment of "skill issues"

Friend 1: BROOO WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
Friend 2: Ok,Spider Ninja

by Blek02 June 17, 2022

Nasal Ninjas

People who can smell the tiniest little atomic trace of weed

John : Shit man , my probation officer smelt the weed i smoked a few nights ago ...

Marc : fucking nasal ninjas

by mrweed420 December 27, 2009

nuns or ninjas

Nuns Or Ninjas

A South African based Punk Rock band.

Pop Rock Party Punk.

After several years of separate bands, music and ventures these guys finally ended up together as a unit and they are known as Nuns Or Ninjas.

by Avonex May 3, 2016

ninja checkout

A ninja checkout is when you check out of a hotel but don't actually leave the room and bank on the delay between the checkout and the maids coming to clean.

Cody did a ninja checkout so we could finish packing up.

by DankChineseCartoons June 4, 2017

ninja hour

The beginning of ninja hour is signified by actions one attemps and succeeds where they would usually fail.

Brett just caught the pop bottle I threw at him behind his back! It must be ninja hour again

by PseudoVoid October 14, 2008

Ninja Dump

To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.

hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014

Ninja Beer

A beer you grab when you get home after being out with friends. You quickly take a sip to mask the the booze smell coming out of your pores. Your spouse assumes it's your first one since you just got home and isn't immediately pissed for you being shitfaced drunk.

When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is grab a Ninja Beer from the garage fridge, that way my wife won't know I've been at happy hour for the last 4 hours.

by elpac January 21, 2021