Ninja Please
Ninja Please by ninja ninja ninja 10001 February 4, 2009
blanket throwing cowboy ninja ghost
An elite squad of cowboy ninja ghosts that are masters at everything in all the universes especially at blanket throwing which is a very deadly skill
"Man hurry up! If we're gonna rob we have to do it fast before.........OH SH!T ITS THE BLANKET THROWING COWBOY NINJA GHOSTS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AHHHHHHHHHHHH LAAAAAAAAAAAA (blanket throwing ninja ghosts easily destroy the robbers with their blankets in seconds leaving no evidence or trace of their exsistence there}
blanket throwing cowboy ninja ghost by btanket September 21, 2007
green ninja
The untmost elite of newbies. The omninoob. Probably grew up really sheltered. One lacking in common sense or culture to the degree that he/she could be classified as being "skilled like ninja" at being a greenhorn. The proverbial 40-year-old virgin.
You don't know how to pump gas? You've never heard of Bruce Campbell? You've never played spin the bottle?? You're such a green ninja!
green ninja by Jeth September 6, 2005
ninja shake
jacking off....usually in class....consists of the usual penis stimulation, then when called upon by a teacher or raising ones hand, u then shake ur leg violently to finish the job...usually causes ur desk and the desk in front of and behind you to shake also.
ninja shake by WormShit678 August 11, 2006
Ninja Turtle Sex
Ninja Turtle Sex by Mr.MasterShake April 22, 2016
Facebook Ninja
One who responds to posts, comments, etc n ridiculously short amounts of time; One who responds to every thread that appears.
Sarah: I hate driving WTF!? 1 min ago
Gary: me too! 1 min ago
Sarah: gary, what are you, some kind off facebook ninja?
Gary: me too! 1 min ago
Sarah: gary, what are you, some kind off facebook ninja?
Facebook Ninja by Denis Potvin October 30, 2009
Mental Ninja
A famale. She's a man eater. She will get into you mind and wreak havoc. She will leave you wondering WTF just happened. Avoid these woman at all costs they will eat you alive.
Example 1:
Boyfriend: Lies
Girlfriend: Know's he's Lying and plays along.
Boyfriend: Thinks he's in the clear.
Girlfriend: Give's him his morning coffee in a dirty coffee cup with laxatives in it!
Boyfriend: Just got hit by the mental ninja!
example 2:
Bob: Dude what's wrong?
John: (insert name) is fucking with my emotions, She's like a mental ninja.
Boyfriend: Lies
Girlfriend: Know's he's Lying and plays along.
Boyfriend: Thinks he's in the clear.
Girlfriend: Give's him his morning coffee in a dirty coffee cup with laxatives in it!
Boyfriend: Just got hit by the mental ninja!
example 2:
Bob: Dude what's wrong?
John: (insert name) is fucking with my emotions, She's like a mental ninja.
Mental Ninja by Snickelfritz33 February 2, 2010