MATEI

A friend that is extremly good in school, good manners and well raised.

But on the other hand has a bit of a god-complex and small penis.

Guy 1: Woah, you´re friends with matei?
Guy 2: Heard he has a small dick tho.

by V_M8 April 16, 2024

Mateo the gooner

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.

Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!

by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024

Mategra

A dirty slutty femboy who is the literal personification of slutty

That dude over there is 100% a mategra

by Blåhaj April 25, 2024

Mateo

Mateo is the name of a very fruity man.

Mateo’s love to explore and make things. They love hitting on their guy friends.

Person 1 -“Hey Mateo! What’s your plans for the day?”
Person 2 (Mateo) - “I don’t know boys, group hugs in the shower ?”
Person 1 - “You’re such a fruitcake”

by Sillygoose987 May 5, 2024

Materialistic

Somebody that loves materials and is good at knowing how to use and conserve materials for themselves and others.

"I play Minecraft in a very materialistic way."

by catkip May 12, 2024

Matef

Male to Female Trans person. Trans-female. Pronunciation of the acronym MtF.

"What?! Maria's a Matef? She passes so well you'd never guess!

by Captain316 May 20, 2024

Mateo

Bald ass chinese dude. Love him to death. Too much sarcasm, like way too much. Valedictorian of the school. Nerd but pretty cool dude. He is also annoying and apart of the LGBTQ+ community. He sucks at sports. Never ask him to move dirt because he will move a particle at a time. He is into the little ceaser's mascot.

Is that Mateo, he is soooooo bald.

by Fatesh June 14, 2024