There's always a bigger Mike

You will never be the best.

There's always a bigger Mike

by 3-Seat November 27, 2021

Magic Mike Syndrome

Also called MMS. When an unattractive girl gets with a very attractive guy (around Magic Mike level) and thinks because of that shes worth that.

She looks like the missing link and thinks shes too good for me? That bitch has Magic Mike Syndrome

by insanegod March 4, 2019

Dirty Mike Wilson

smearing shit out of your own ass on your face and then going balls deep in the nearest gay man while screaming: i love huge black cock with pearly white cum

Im giving Larry a Dirty Mike Wilson while thinking about Shaquil Oneal

by john s November 12, 2004

Mike's Hard Lemonade

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*

by gfaisjdfjjwejo August 23, 2017

mike jones treatment

in reference to lyrics in Badd by ying yang twins and mike jones- Givin' her that mike jones treatment

meaing to fuck the shit outa sum girl

Ayo, i meat this dime last night, i took her to the crib and i gave her the mike jones treatment.

by corey689767 May 21, 2006

mike jones phone

a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.

aye let me use your mike jones phone!!! i need to make a call n shit.

by shaboobalaboopymang July 30, 2008

Tax Hike Mike

A nickname for the politician Mike Huckabee

Tax Hike Mike raised taxes again.

by Sir Hotbod Handsomeface January 8, 2009