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Rocky Mountain Alcatraz

A ten acre “Ranchette” situated on a windswept rock outcropping,
where there is nothing to do but look out the window or at the other “inmates”
while waiting for the weekly “supply shuttle” from town.
They sold the house in Seattle
and bought a "Rocky Mountain Alcatraz" in Montana.
by MTripod February 19, 2008
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Green Mountain Swamp Hunt

While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud
by Endlessecho May 17, 2021
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Snowy mountains

Sniffing cocain off a females titts.
My girl let's me do snowy mountains off of her titts.
by El que la caca te saca July 30, 2016
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meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.
Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?
by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015
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Rocky Mountain Log Jam

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd
Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!
by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025
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Rocky mountain raw dog

When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass
Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?
by MandyTheMost February 14, 2021
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Mountain Men

The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.
by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 19, 2020
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