Masterbagel

The act of placing one's penis into the hole of a bagel and using it to masturbate.

I caught my roommate masterbageling yesterday in his bed. I couldn't tell if the cream cheese on the bagel was store-bought or all natural.

by Master1776 December 11, 2019

MASKURBAIT

Attract or entice your significant other by rubbing THEIR mask with your genitals without them knowing it, in hopes that your scent will attract a sexual encounter.

He knew that she would be going to the store today wearing her mask as she walked into the market, he decided to maskurbait her with the smell of his balls as she was filling her shopping cart with groceries.

by taxman11 September 20, 2020

Maskurbater

A paranoid person who gets off on telling others to put their mask on.

A pandemic Karen.

I was walking around my neighborhood and out of nowhere some maskurbater started yelling at me to put a mask on

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Maskurbator

A person who practices maskurbation. A person who always is tugging on his or her mask and pulling it under the chin. Oral stimulation by mask. One who maskurbates.

Mr. Jones was a habitual maskurbator, always pulling his mask up and down.

by SuperJew January 5, 2022

maksturbation

The man who runs twitch.tv/cappyrox, This man has multiple girlfriends and has a wank every 2 minutes. he also is a cappy sun, which is a version of him as a capri sun

Dam I Love To Watch You Do Some Maksturbation

by Rovinsredsweater#5645 December 10, 2022

madturbating

Making nothing but angry, troll posts on the internet to get an ego boost and/or literally to get off on being a jerk.

Do you realize how much of your life you've wasted madturbating to "liberals"?

by EnbySithLord January 7, 2023

Continuity maskurbator

Wuhan Flu nostalgic individual still sporting a surgical mask in 2023.

"Professor Michie's gone tonto again. I just saw her wearing a mask while driving alone in her car."
"No surprises there. Woman's an absolute continuity maskurbator."

by Old Phardt February 8, 2023