“Lick and Leave”

The act of showing up at someone’s house late at night, licking their cooter for a bit and then just leaving.

“I promise it’ll be quick, just a “lick and leave”.

by CMOMO July 31, 2022

Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

lick of love

When a person licks their true loved neck

Girl: Why did you lick Mr
Man: It was the lick of love

by TheRealHarshTruth March 28, 2015

Devious Lick

A retarded TikTok trend that is just destructive for no reason.

Just got a devious lick 😈
*steals a fucking urinal*

by Degunuts September 18, 2021

Hitting a lick

When Joe Douglas trades loud Brandon Meriweather for two first round picks.

“Joe Douglas hit a lick up in this jawn.”

By “hitting a lick” joe Douglas has fleeced the Seahawks

by Kylet8181 October 8, 2021

Pickle Juice Lick

When an elderly woman puts a cucumber in her anus and gets it wet with her pussy and licks all the pussy juice off of it

I saw a lady do a pickle juice lick in her car yesterday in the Walmart parking lot

by Poop covered pillows May 16, 2020

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020