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Billy bagsagger Johnson

The best guitarist in all existence.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.

He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.

Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.

Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.

Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
That Billy bagsagger Johnson is the coolest guy since Noah.
by Conflungus mcdrip November 24, 2021
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Tanner Johnson

Boy: “I wish I could be just like Tanner Johnson he’s so fucking sexy!
by Athea February 2, 2023
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johnson care

A reference to Medicare. Based on the Affordable Care Act being called 'Obama Care', Medicare came in during the Johnson Administration of the 1960's, and so Johnson Care is used to refer to Medicare. Social Security came into effect during the Roosevelt administration of the 1930's, and so Social Security is referred to as Roosevelt Care.
I'm over 65 years old now, so I've signed up for Johnson Care.
by Ozzie321 October 26, 2019
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Christopher Johnson

Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...
Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!
by Mason Ray Perkins October 21, 2017
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Johnson

Yo I heard she was begging for that sweet Johnson tip!
by Benthe_epicgamer May 8, 2022
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devin damon johnson

"Oh my god I just want to touch him"says every girl he meet with his dark hair and big brown eyes he make all the girls wet, he is also strong and loves a good fight, he's a funny and creative person.
"Devin Damon Johnson" it's the name that means seed of the gods
by Hank brewer November 23, 2021
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SuiSon Johnson

One of the healing item in famous game series "yakuza" is pronounced as "隨身強身飲料(swei shen chyang sheny in lyau) “ in Chinese.
It means: convenient drinks that can strengthen your body.
Oh no! I'm dying, quick use some suison Johnson
by Tell Me That is Human Nature February 24, 2022
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