Jack Broomell

1. (V); The godliest of gods; The manliest of men; The Baconest of Bacon Strips. No one doubts that he is forever Broomelled; No one questions his ability to consume Bacon. Chuck Norris takes Broomelling advice from Jack Broomell. Ever been to the gym with Jack Broomell? He out Broomells everyone there, past, present and future. Everyone should aspire to be as Broomelled as this guy.

2. (N); Jack Broomell.

3. (N); John Broomell.

1. "Jack Broomell is my hero."

by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011

Jack Daynes

Jack Daynes is usually seen wearing adidas shirts with holes in. he live in a scruffy area and doesn’t have many friends, the only friends he has use him to get help off him on games such as GTA V and Fortnite. Jack Daynes’s are usually fat and have a dead trim. usually if you see a Jack Daynes they smell really bad and are usually LGBTQ+ or gay.

Me: can you smell that?
Reuben: oh Jack Daynes just entered the room!

by TS14Leachy November 6, 2019

Jack Boyd

An expert of comedy. Kickass singer, actor, and guitarist!

"Where are my pants? Well, good sir. Where the hell are your pants?"- Jack Boyd

by Chuckles McFlairnigan August 8, 2009

Saucy Jack

The name of a femme boy ninja who is on the quest to kill a Colorado senator .

Well if it isn't Saucy Jack?

by Undertak3r July 9, 2022

jack ford

is the fat gay man and has a really hot mum, he will slide through Ur back door or u toilet just to watch Ur little sister sleep but dont worry he is week as piss he is pretty much like a Mr bordoni but younger no moustache and has had a stroke

jeez is he is such a jack ford

oh no i hear a jack ford a coming hide Ur 43 sisters bily

by big dick kid raper November 15, 2018

womb jack

To covertly impregnate a woman to create a baby.

Aaron wanted a baby so bad he womb jacked that hot cougar, knocking her up without her knowledge.

by ghost7 September 8, 2010

Jack Bauer

The most awesome character to have ever hit T.V

There would be no 24 without Jack Bauer

by cass leigh December 21, 2006