Cranberry Johnson

Penis covered in period blood

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson

by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018

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Sara Johnson

Sara is a chill girl. Her favorite cuz is Suzie even thought she doesn’t know how to spell her name. She’s also goes by honest Abe.

Sara Johnson is a homie and a bro.

by chesterspuffyboy July 6, 2022

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johnsoned up

To get high of marijuana.

Say dog you wanna go get johnsoned up?

by standin_throwed September 1, 2009

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Alysha Johnson is one of the best friends in the whole world. she is amazing, kind, beautiful and funny. She can make you happy when your sad, just hands down an amazing person to be around. She is like a sister to me and whenever we are together it is never boring. She can do anything she sets her mind too and never puts herself before others. Even though we are at different schools she is always there for me and I am always there for her. I am never leaving her and I hope she never leaves me. Her laugh brings a smile to my face, if I ever call her she always answers. She has been with me through ups and downs, highs and lows she helps me everyday even if she doesn't know it. If I have a problem she always helps, if I need her to listen she always does. I am with her to the end whether she likes it or not I am never leaving.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!

by Sam Betz February 16, 2021

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