An annoying ass kid from Raleigh who thinks that his Instagram followers make him superior to people and gets butthurt when someone speaks of his brother. He joined the Ben group chat without permission from the bens and thought he belonged.
“I’m Gavin Johnson. I’m cool because I have Instagram followers and a tiktok account.”
“Wow. I can’t believe Gavin Johnson thought he could just join the Ben group chat and assume his amount of Instagram followers compared to being named Ben.“
“Gavin Johnson is NOT cool.”
“Wow. I can’t believe Gavin Johnson thought he could just join the Ben group chat and assume his amount of Instagram followers compared to being named Ben.“
“Gavin Johnson is NOT cool.”
by quanquillius December 1, 2019
Get the Gavin Johnsonmug. by MR.CUBEICE May 12, 2021
Get the Sebastian Johnsonmug. when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all
by pinokeyoh December 8, 2024
Get the Locke Johnsonmug. When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.
My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.
by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024
Get the Stretch Johnsonmug. There’s just something about him that all the girls find attractive but they don’t know what it is. He makes beats
by Silky Smelly Nutsack November 10, 2020
Get the Trevor Johnsonmug. Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018
Get the Johnson fevermug. Somebody who doesn’t walk his dog and just smells like dogpoop 24/7 because his dog poops in the house a lot.
All his friends call
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!
by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022
Get the DogPoop Johnsonmug.