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Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
by ererueru July 22, 2020
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jizz stach

A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.
When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing
by Peter Nails June 6, 2016
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Jizz Cup-Catcher Chin

The little dent in the chin that catches excess sperm while being on the receiving side of the ejaculator: evolution's way of letting us know it’s an ally of the LGBTQ+, with a special focus on homosexual activities.
"When Joey gets an unsuspected spray of sperm from a trick, he can rest easy knowing that due to his JIZZ CUP-CATCHER CHIN, the mess will be less."
by MAGAcult January 26, 2025
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Sun Jizzed

When a car reaches an old age, at which the paint begins to peel
Rahul: " dude nice RC truck"
Zander: " at least mine isnt sun jizzed!"
by that 1 kid September 11, 2009
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Firework Jizz

(n.) Jizz that comes out at such speed, force, and shear power it is comparable to that of a firework
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own
His room looked like a 4th of July after-party with the amount of firework jizz on the bed
by Low Ball Wizard September 15, 2023
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German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.
Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.
by The Remaining One April 5, 2017
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Jizz

Another word for when a man ejaculates
Wow i got jizz all over my bed sheets!
by Tits are pretty August 11, 2021
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