Russian Pork Chop

Two men and a large woman on her period have a gangbang. When the woman is giving him the succ

she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.
by Btrain8585 March 21, 2017
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Russian Belt Buckle

When a guy tucks his boner into his waistband in an effort to conceal it.
Brian had a huge boner so he had to give himself a Russian belt buckle.
by Stupidstupidman April 21, 2018
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Hot Russian Brides

Where beauty meets the beast.

A tantalizing gathering of luscious Eastern European femininity found living in cyberspace. Women of all ages, preferences as well as intent; each looking to share a happy ending with that special someone.
by Lukeenluv June 19, 2016
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Russian Poop Oboe

When you shit on a dick, put only the head of the penis up your ass, and precede to fart all over the wiener and give a handjob.
“I gave Benny a Russian Poop Oboe!”
by AspergerKing420 November 06, 2021
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the russian cock exchange

When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.
Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.
by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021
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Russian time-bomb

A joint with the tip rolled into a point and put into a bong bowl piece. The bowl piece is then packed with weed around the joint to create more of a seal. It is called a Russian time-bomb because instead of water, vodka is being used in the bong. The joint is then lit and smoked down to the bottom. It then ignites the packed weed with the current burn, thus making it a Russian time bomb.
Two people smoking
Guy#1: Wanna smoke?
Guy#2: sure lets make a Russian time-bomb!
by Kakashi_hatake_ January 16, 2021
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russian pork mouth

when a russian man bites a ukrainian women in the ass
yooo I just preformed a russian pork mouth on my gf
by ArcistaniNationalist April 03, 2022
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