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Russian-Death Mower

When you and your partner get on the front lawn fully naked and get into the wheelbarrow position. You then pull their arms behind their back so their face is dragging on the ground. You then insert your genitalia into their genitalia and proceed to spin around like a Beyblade, giving them grass-burn.
I gave Susan the ol' Russian-Death Mower last night. It made her look like a sexy Grinch.
by CaliforniaPotatoChip September 20, 2019
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Russian Belt Buckle

When a guy tucks his boner into his waistband in an effort to conceal it.
Brian had a huge boner so he had to give himself a Russian belt buckle.
by Stupidstupidman May 28, 2018
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Russian Pop-Off

When you take the pinkie finger, insert it into the anus, and twist.
Hey bro, I just gave your mom a Russian Pop-Off last night! It was wild!!
by lgndgumball June 2, 2018
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Russian Lawn Mower

A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.
Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
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Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.
Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan
by GreyTheHuman March 7, 2020
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Russian hot potato

When to people get on Call Of Duty and throw a grenade back and forth until on dies.
Ryan: hey I getting on Cod

Yegor: sick I'll get some friends and we can do a russian hot potato tournament
Ryan: no way jack has E.O.D he just catches it and charges it
by ShoutingMage July 6, 2020
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Russian Website and Chill

When your Russian booty-call doesn't have Netflix.
Simp: Did you "Russian Website and Chill yesterday?
VladTheChad: Yeah creep, we surfed it good!
by VladTheChad September 2, 2020
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