Ham-Anon

A support group for folks who bet right at Poker but still don't ever win.

After 83 straight days of losing at Poker Handsome Ham joined Ham-Anon to share support stories with others that don't know why they keep losing. .

by WC_WEB July 1, 2020

ham sleeve

Another term for vagina. Similar to sausage wallet.

"Hey ladies! Let me wear your ham sleeves!"

by SoyElHombreVajina March 26, 2016

ham

A person who is easily manipulated, offers very little resistance to what someone else wants to do, and bends over easily. A push-over, a sucƙer.

-Jonathan is such a ham! When they whipped out a YUGE cucumber, he immediately surrendered his ɓutthole and said: "I would love to pickle that for you."

-Wow. What a push-over. Fucƙin Jonatham!

by Twaddleneck McTwatflaps November 3, 2025

Ham Aslume

A fictional parody of the DC Comics Arkham Asylum that originated from the ever-insane BatmanArkham subreddit. Known patients include Man, the Jonkler, Bone, and Dick.

"Why hasn't Jonkler escaped the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?"

by Michael Machiel April 14, 2024

Ms. Ham

Most pretty High School Teacher ever!

Friend: Hey you know Ms. Ham?
Me: yEah, She is my sexuality.

by Hylde June 22, 2021

ham garage

Noun: A crude name for a woman’s vagina, often referring to a large, unused and drafty minge.

‘Janet’s got such a ham garage, it was like throwing a sausage down a tunnel - I barely touched the sides’

by SevillaWalletDamageFC July 14, 2018

ham closet

The snatch

9hh baby I love your ham closet

by Ham closet October 7, 2021