harry potter

harry potter is the most retarded book series. it is pretty much lord of the rings without the group of people and just one nerd who does magic and goes on "adventures". he is just trying to get laid

when nazis burn books its bad, when harry potter does it its family fun!

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004

harry potter

A semi-entertaining though higly unoriginal book series about some kid with issues facing off dry and predictable villains. It's fun to look up the names of the characters, though. Harry Potter is a fair introduction to fantasy novels, though. Later, you can climb up to Lord of the Rings, Discworld, or Cthulhu Mythos. Especially Discworld. Phrases like "Harry Potter is teh gehy" and "HARRY POTTER IS THE BESTEST THING EVAR!!!!!" are both nonsensical.

Harry Potter isn't completely horrible. It just has crappy characters and plots. And it's unoriginal. Yeah.

by Some Guy November 15, 2003

Harry Curtis

A fat fucking nonce

Harry Curtis is a fat fucking nonce

by Big boi Jesus and the sexy kid March 5, 2020

Harry Spotter

Woman with a furry muff that's beginning her period.

Hey I think I should shave my muff. I think my period started. I don't want to be a Harry Spotter.......

by Dick A Beaver June 8, 2017

harry potter

When you have sex with a women and as youre about to jizz scream as loud as possible "expelliarmus" and drown her vagina with your magic juice. If the women is pleased with your performance then you will recieve ten points for griffin dor

Harry potter is awesome in so many ways, he defeats voldemort and my girlfriends pussy

by poseidon1221 October 25, 2014

Harry Potter

Probably one of the best series to ever walk the Earth. People are always comparing it to Lord of the Rings and Twilight when in reality, it's nothing like either. Twilight is a crappy vampire series and Lord of the Rings is totally awesome, but for me not as good as Harry Potter. Harry Potter is on it's way to becoming a piece of classic literature and it is well deserved too. People are always complaining about it but usually they don't read the books. Contrary to popular belief, J.K. Rowling is not a satanist. She is an awesome writer who made it after living on the streets. She has pretty much made my life worth living with her awesome characters, Harry Potter, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione.

Person who has never read the books: "Harry potter is a fag."
Me: "Get over yourself."

by be_sacred August 19, 2010

Harry Potter

To sit down and do something (most commonly read), all in one sitting or in a very short time, just as you would read a new Harry Potter book in one sitting just after it is released.

I am going to have to Harry Potter this book tonight John, I need to have it read by tomorrow or our teacher will be angry.

by emdebe September 6, 2007