My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

by WishIsGay June 12, 2022

National fatherless day

July 3rd is National fatherless day. Celebrate and joke about people who are fatherless such as Meowbahh, Zoophiles, People who hate technoblade and etc.

Bob: Hey guess what?
Friend: what?
Bob: It's National fatherless day
Friend: wait it is
Bob: yes
Friend: Yippee!
Bob: let's celebrate at the park and eat some McDonald's there!

Friend: Okay!

by National Fatherless Day July 3, 2022

gay/fatherless

u.

you are gay/fatherless + ratio + ur white+ u like jellybean

by MJ PLAYZ July 7, 2022

your father

he ran away

james: who is your father?
me: I don't know, he ran away

by willyl0ver July 30, 2022

Your father

Wait what you don’t have one that’s pretty obvious

Your father left to get the milk because you became a dream stan

by anonymous September 2, 2022

for Father's sake

An euphemism from the expletive "for fuck's sake"

For father's sake, you're so damn hard to comprehend this very simple passage

by Sir. B September 27, 2022

A Father

What’s a father? I don’t know what one is.

Kid 1: Hey, kid 2 I bet ur father is horny!
Kid 2: I don’t have a father..
Kid 1: …

by Ur moms milk in my mouth October 14, 2022