Flying Dutchman

The name of a venereal condition that makes it feel like your crotch is infested by crabs, however this is purely psychological and thus the crabs are ghostly.

Man, my balls itch but the doctor says there's nothing wrong.

Sounds like you got the Flying Dutchman.

by Bonasneaks April 2, 2007

Flinged

When you're not feeling like you're fingered, and you're not quite flanged. A feeling between the two.

Rob was feeling especially flinged today because of his cold

by Mr Flange February 5, 2008

flying trapeze

This is when you skeet all over a face. you hit it doggy style then spit on her back....when she turns around bust it all over her face. its really fun.

im bout to do the flying trapeze on that bia

by EGYPTIAN JIGGA MAN April 18, 2004

Flying Colors

Wearing beautiful tattoos proudly, and the studio where you get them. Sometimes attacked by barely-literate stalkers with a seventh grade agenda.

what is that girl talking smack about?" "Oh, you know, Flying Colors. She has nothing better to do.

by FCT1992 August 11, 2010

Flying Carpet

Akin to log watching under the glass coffee table, where the missus lays one out and you can watch the delivery without getting a face full of corn. The flying carpet is when she jumps over the coffee table naked, in the style of a Olympic hurdler and you get a snapshot of her hairy tomato barmcake

Peter was giddily chasing naked Marrion around the living room, when she expertly hurdled the living room coffee table, where Shaun was laying in wait, perfectly positioned for a snapshot of her beautiful puffed up fluffy flying carpet.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) August 11, 2004

The Flying Eagle

It is when a woman on her period who wears tampons,has her partner pull out the used tampon with his/her teeth.Flings it across the room. Then eats her out.

Sam gave Tina The Flying Eagle

by bloodeater23 January 14, 2008

Flying Monkey

a 40 Oz (typically a fine Olde English 800) that is consumed to the neck and red bull is added. Consume fully and enjoy the effects. This monkey's got wiiings.

Why is Cam running around in the snow totally naked?

Oh, it's okay, he just had one too many flying monkeys >0<

by J0wNaGe January 11, 2014