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The name of a venereal condition that makes it feel like your crotch is infested by crabs, however this is purely psychological and thus the crabs are ghostly.
Man, my balls itch but the doctor says there's nothing wrong.

Sounds like you got the Flying Dutchman.
by Bonasneaks March 28, 2007
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