Five Finger Forehead

a forehead so big you could fit all 5 of Shaq's fingers on it.

Person 1: "Why is there a giant wall in the middle of the room?"
Person 2: "That's not a wall, that's Giavana's Five Finger Forehead"

by Dat_nigga_123 May 24, 2022

bus high five

When two buses drive at each other with their stop signs out

I want to see a bus high five

by Checkingbacktoyou September 12, 2017

Five-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other five letter , which originated from the Philly based, award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.

I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.

by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017

Five star fuck

Sex that’s rated 5/5 stars

Steven’s duck was pounding hard last night. He was a five star fuck.

by Pseudosuckit November 26, 2021

clive named five

What the fuck is clive named five?

nine, eight, seven, six, five, clive named five!

by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020

Handy Five-fetus

Anti-choice nutbag hoarding "bio-hazard" material

The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"

by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022

Mormon high five

Secretly jerking someone off in public. Keeping it low key cause being high is for sinners.

The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.

by Pork Almighty September 13, 2019