Fart Nooger 

When you fart so hard, you splooge your noogers.

" oh man i was chillen with mary, and i busted a fat fart nooger right onto her lip."

" J Kint, youre a little fuckin fart nooger"

Fart Nooger by Beaup January 2, 2009

fart goggles 

Spectacles that have no optically corrective effect. They are worn purely for fashion reasons by halfwits who think they make them look cooler or more intelligent.

"Check out that chick over there... she looks dead clever"
"No no.. they're fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of shit sandwiches"

fart goggles by rhino1 June 5, 2009

Fart can performance exhaust 

Called a "fart can" due to the fact that some sound like a fart. An exhaust that's derived from the glasspack exhaust, it has a straight through exhaust tube to provide as much exhaust flow as possible with a large tip. Usually made from steel and titanium. Mostly found on imported vehicles. It contains a fiberglass or steel wool packing (sometimes both) between the exhaust tube (which has holes or baffles to direct the exhaust into the packing) and the outer shell.

"My friend has a fart can performance exhaust on his Honda"
"the fart can is really a glorified glasspack"

"both the glasspack and fart can work on the principle of absorption"

Fart can performance exhaust by TheFlacker99 November 15, 2012

Fart Heat

The heat felt from ones farts. It can be felt through direct contact with the fart, or afterward through contact with seat cushions that were just in contact with the fart.

*guy puts hand on seat cushion*

-"why is this seat cushion warm!? Is this body heat or fart heat?"

Fart Heat by con serving time January 20, 2011

fart talk 

talking random jibberish to get rid of an awkward silence of a conversation that just dies before it even gets started

Scene: a dinner party and two women bring their hugely boring friend out for dinner to cheer her up but the partys over before it starts so someone has to fart talk to revive it

so how are you?
Fine...
Any news?
No....(awkward silence)
So, have you heard recently that after a chicken loose his head that he can live for forty days? did you know my neighbour has 5 rabbits???
....silence....

fart talk by ttlovecc July 24, 2011

fart head 

one whose head is full of farts!

"Your mom is a farthead!

fart head by Zephyr May 6, 2004

fart in a mitten

When somthing is bouncing off things uncontrollably, or constantly bobbing around

that boxer is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten

fart in a mitten by debit_dave December 26, 2007