Alzdriver's disease

Old-timers so befuddled while driving they forget where they're going and where they came from. Usually go 10 miles per hour below speed limit looking for familiar surroundings which they wouldn't recognize anyway.

Why is that old fart driving so frickin' slow? Yep, Alzdriver's disease.

by Wordclown January 3, 2014

Bullshata Disease

A squishy yellow ball of poo that can fit in your small pocket sized microwave

It’s a disease when you don’t wipe your bum bum good enough and then you get Bullshata disease

by Loo loo lemons April 15, 2020

Jan's disease

A disease which is carried by John Becker or its offspring produced. Common symptoms are sporadic gayness, finding new friends to see, and other gay stuf, usually breaks all the rules of the bro code

Damn John really has Jan's disease. That hits contagious

by Pimpdaddy696967 September 2, 2013

Clairvoyant disease

When you over think something so much that you go into the situation with the mindset that something bad will happen, and then it does because you’ve gone in with that mindset.

For example going to a job interview they you’re nervous about and overthink it and think it will go wrong so it happens because you’ve gone in with that mindset so you’ve predicted it, hence clairvoyant disease

by Benjenno April 18, 2024

Skype Transmitted Disease

Skype Transmitted Disease or STD

Receiving a virus or a type of malware via skype.

Example: Bob was sent a file from him friend through skype and his friend said "Its so you can get free diamond on Minecraft!"

Oh Dear i think i have an STD (Skype Transmitted Disease)

by Bobhilleh January 21, 2016

song disease

songs disease-when you hear a song for the first time and you don't like it and after a while you hear it again and you fall madly in love with it thinking 'why the fuck i didn' t like this in the first place the first time'

eg: I don't like Lana del Rey's song but after a while I find again and it hits me with its deepness, and this is a song disease

by stefmar551 September 25, 2020

Gates Disease

Any condition, adverse event, or death potentially attributable to vaccines or countermeasures. The name was created to expose the lack of scientific ethics caused by multi-billion dollar investments and financial coercion from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation in the scientific community.

Jerry died suddenly of Gates Disease after getting his second Pfizer shot.

by Toothman22 August 16, 2024