"Tucan Disease", a disease in which it physically doesn't allow you to poke fun at others correctly and ever win an argument.
I sure wish I could make fun of him, but I have Tucan Disease :(
I was born with Tucan Disease, I want to be normal like all the shirleys
Stupid Tucan Disease, I can never win!
I was born with Tucan Disease, I want to be normal like all the shirleys
Stupid Tucan Disease, I can never win!
by Wish I was Shirley November 2, 2011
Get the Tucan Diseasemug. If you're straight and the only thing you can do is hating on some strangers post bc they are slightly different than you.
Guy #1: You're a r slur
Guy #2: Oh, someone is having a bad bitch-disease. I hope you get well soon.
Guy #2: Oh, someone is having a bad bitch-disease. I hope you get well soon.
by Lesbo.1312 June 11, 2020
Get the Bad bitch-diseasemug. The compulsive disorder of chatting shit for absolutely no reason. Perhaps for oneself's entertainment purposes, sometimes it just comes up and when it does it's unstoppable.
by hmmidk321 August 21, 2017
Get the Thelap's Diseasemug. Riley disease, when you are obsessed with a person named Riley to the point you become so obsessed it isn't healthy anymore
by Riley disease August 4, 2022
Get the Riley diseasemug. when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck
Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE
by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022
Get the landonese diseasemug. An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.
1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.
2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.
2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.
by NashDiggity February 8, 2012
Get the Paddle Diseasemug. The attitude and way you act when you're black and born with a white mom. Often too good for other black people, bougie, or just silly in a bad way.
by mysticnamjoon09 December 12, 2022
Get the White Mama Diseasemug.