Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat

Noun (paradox)

When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.

The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.

Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.

Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.

by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020

depression pond

Coordinates 41.7271928,-73.5305554. This pond is a sad place in New York.

Guy 1: "Hey, where were you yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Oh, I was crying at depression pond."

by RealisticIdiot March 5, 2019

Depressionista

1. A term for sadness//depression. It makes you sound cooler.

2. The title for one of Every Time I Die's songs.

1. Man, my whole world feels like it's collapsing. I think I'm going through Depressionista.

2. we're bloodless now, and we are uninterrupted by the majesty of it all.

by Spanishhorse July 1, 2008

Post Game Depression

When your really depressed after a game because you played horribly or you lost.

He had Post Game Depression.

by CornBall0020 February 27, 2019

depression

when you went to the library 3 days ago and you got exactly two books. You read these books in one day each because you're such a f***ing bookworm and now you want new books. The library is supposed to open today, so you make your way happily over to the library to return your books and get new ones. But... THE M********ING LIBRARY IS CLOSED AND NOW YOU'RE SAD. VERY. F***ING. SAD.

fin

---- dude I'm suffering from depression right now
+++ why what happened?
-----I CAN'T GET NEW BOOKS. WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE KAREN?!!

by sooooooooofiiiiii November 26, 2017

depression

When a new game comes out that you want and your grounded

Going to gamestop to get a ps4 then then getting grounded. Depression

by aslan171 February 28, 2018

Post-Dick Depression

When, after hooking up with an excessively endowed individual, one is left feeling tired and sad for an entire weekend.

Maybe we should see if Tim wants to go to the beach?

Nah, he hooked up with Albert last night so he's probably down with a little Post-Dick Depression...or is back in the hospital.

by NotTim September 28, 2013