Clam Table

A clam table is used in the game of 'hooking the clam' which involves several young Yorkshire men brought to the brink of orgasm, a chubby well greased barmaid to belly slide on and a lot of skill.

Albert: " The clam table is covered in spunk and lard from last night and I cleaned it last time"I
Jim: " Stop telling porkys I cleaned it".

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

Clam lips

Ones lips after gives a blow job. The lips are dry and chapped and has the taste of salt from the fluids coming out of the male reproductive organ.

“Bitch you got some chapstick? I have clam lips”

by Mliv April 18, 2020

Clamming

Another form of when someone is crying and laughing with two different emotions

The girl, who had depression, was clamming.

by Big 🍌 February 13, 2020

Bearded clam

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.

Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!

by thinkinman February 18, 2020

Slams your clam

If you say "whatever tickles your pickle" that would mean your talking to a dude... So "whatever slams your clam " would be talkin to a woman.

Woman says: "Its freakin awesome!"
You say :Hey, whatever slams your clam!

by Mcstinkers February 24, 2020

Clam powder

The dust of an old lady's vagina.

You should have seen the clam powder puffs as I was ass banging your granny last night!

by *******JOHN******* July 28, 2020

Clam rigger

noun. A Surgeon specialising in Gynoplasty, in particular the trimming of labia.

The woman was suffering from severe chafing until a Clam rigger performed a labiaplasty.

by Euphejism August 12, 2020